You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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