there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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