What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
