i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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