How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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