I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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