I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We had to coat check the pizza.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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