I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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