week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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