let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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