do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
it's like heaven, but drunker
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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