GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
