Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
