belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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