Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Still dying that you shit outside
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize