doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
