I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
