just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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