You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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