Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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