What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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