Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think people are normalizing furries
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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