Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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