that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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