I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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