I need help removing her.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize