there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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