i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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