David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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