last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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