When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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