sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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