She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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