wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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