I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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