i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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