I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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