the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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