Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
you inspire me to be a worse person
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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