Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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