we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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