We should be called the Road Head Warriors
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I would ride that face into the sunset
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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