roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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