Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
where are my eyebrows?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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