You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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