You work out of a Hotel?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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