i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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