So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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