No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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