I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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