and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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