is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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